Flat Surface jokes
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
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If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
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You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Flat Earthers
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.