Flat Surface jokes

what's flat and great for cutting? me.

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

She needs a flat surface cleaner.

Hey.

Girl: Hey.

Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.

Girl: What?

It says "spray on flat surfaces."

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What does a rock and a girl have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.