How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.