How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Two nuns were sitting on a bench. A flasher flashed them, and one of the nuns had a stroke... but the other one was too far away :)
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
