Flanders

Flanders jokes

Gay

  • Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

    Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

    Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

    Comparison

  • Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

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  • Song

  • The Flanders Song

    God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

    Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

    Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

    "Leave me alone!"

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  • Flag

  • Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

    Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

    Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

    Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

    Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

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