Flanders

Flanders jokes

Song

  • The Flanders Song

    God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

    Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

    Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

    "Leave me alone!"

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    Comparison

  • Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

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  • Gay

  • Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

    Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

    Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.