When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
