goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs and he said dam 🦫
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
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A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
A book just fell on my head I’ve got only my shelf to blame
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I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
when my friend fell i didn't crack up but the sidewalk did.
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What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
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A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)
what did the skelaton say when he well on his funny he laugh
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide but the roof fell off.....
What did the cat say when he fell off the table? * MEOM!
