Fat Kid jokes
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.