My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
the fat kid asked the teacher "is godzilla real" the teacher said "they're standing right infront of me"
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid I miss you
-All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake. -Giggling like a room full of fat kids. -Drinking 8 cups if water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
