My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
the fat kid asked the teacher "is godzilla real" the teacher said "they're standing right infront of me"
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid I miss you
-All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake. -Giggling like a room full of fat kids. -Drinking 8 cups if water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
