Fast and Furious jokes

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.

What actor do orphans hate?

Dom Terreto (family).

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.