Fast and Furious Jokes

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

What actor do orphans hate?

Dom Terreto (family).

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.