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Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?

She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.