Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Yo edgline go so far back that I can now a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline so far back Even lebron James had a good laugh
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
your hairline so far back that when i put on my glasses i thought i saw a M for Mcdonald's on your hairline
Your hairline so far back my dad eve took 48 hours to reach it
Why do orphans die young? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Your hairline so far back I rote a summary about it
U so ugly thats why me and your hairline go far back
Your hairline is so far back that the united states got a front row seat
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled. Kili: That’s a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
I raped a disable child I think she's too far to repair now
My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”
Your hairline so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in-time before it grew
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth
Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming
Your hairline goes so far that even Gavin who looks like a monkey can’t see it!
