My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
@everyone.. whats so funny is that JIT thinks hes so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster. the pathetic part is that he hates on everyone elses family nd relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one then he will ever deserve. he was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. so JIT please tell me what its like to be such a coward?
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I ever knew
want to know something jason and michael myers had to watch there family while they have to live forever thats why they kill there trying to make people expreience what they did.
I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him
i love telling dad jokes,he always laughs
Who's the Closest Family Member to Paul Walker? Answer: The Tree
👨 + 👩 + 👦 + 👬 + 👧 +👭 + 🚻 + 💩 = 🚽 + 💩 + 🚽 = 🪠 💩 + 🪠= 🚽+ 💩 + 🐘 + 💩 + 🚻 + 🚽 + 🪠 = 😭
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan Vin Diesel has family
If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner? They wanted some family time.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What’s the worst joke ever, your parent’s relationship.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!
