Family Relationship jokes

What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?

I pull out of the driveway.

Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.

I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

I saw my girlfriend walking by. I told her, "Wow, you look so beautiful!" and then we started to talk. Then someone came behind me. She said, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm flirting," and I remember I was talking to my mom, and my girlfriend was HER MOM, which is my sister, but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE, but my mom is my wife too. Looks like I'm getting a divorced but which one, my girlfriend [or] my mom?

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.