Family Relationship jokes

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?

I pull out of the driveway.

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."