Family Relationship jokes

What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?

I pull out of the driveway.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.

Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

I saw my girlfriend walking by. I told her, "Wow, you look so beautiful!" and then we started to talk. Then someone came behind me. She said, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm flirting," and I remember I was talking to my mom, and my girlfriend was HER MOM, which is my sister, but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE, but my mom is my wife too. Looks like I'm getting a divorced but which one, my girlfriend [or] my mom?

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.