Family Relationship jokes

What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?

I pull out of the driveway.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.