Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
Thankfully I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
His boss gave him some projects to work in, but he failed at it
His boss told him : "You suck"
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done
His boss told him : "You suck for life"
XD
Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
roses are red I failed my test all because of Hugh and his insest
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
whats worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul
