Face-off jokes

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.