I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
Face-Off Jokes
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
