Eyebrow Jokes

(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)

MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?

BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!

MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?

BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!

MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?

BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.

MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.

BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!

(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)

MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!

Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding

Even caption cook couldn’t discover your forehead

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away

Your eyebrows run away like your dad

your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad 😎😎

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

The trıp from your eyebrow to your hairlıne costs 6000$.

your forehead is so big that its a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline

Why do women rub their rub their eyebrows thay don't got balls to scratch

your eyebrows and hairline is so far apart that when Dora the explorer went found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows the map couldn't even tell her.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

your forhead is so big its a 20$ taxi ride from your hairlie to your eyebrows

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

i thought you were just raising your eyebrow but I checked x-ray and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right

swear ur eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching rn

This boys eyerow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirl tale! XD

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo all they said was I could ride him it would be expensive tho since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100