Eyebrow Jokes

(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)

MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?

BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!

MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?

BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!

MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?

BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.

MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.

BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!

(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)

MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD