Facial features jokes

The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.

Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.