Tell your teacher this: I passed a test that took 60 minutes, it wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colours.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam? The doctor take off his watch
A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.
A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!
Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
