Exam jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.

The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.

My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.

That being said I wish he hadn't!

Why did Sally fail her final exam?

Because she had nothing written down.

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

How did the nut study for its test?

It used the inter-nut.

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it's a dying trade. :)

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.