A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47
Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
I went to the eyedoctor and I couldn't read. they showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
A young woman goes for for her first gynecological exam and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute. The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful Vaginas he’s ever seen and he has seen Lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes num num num num num!!!
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!
