Everywhere jokes

Sally

;) · 8 years ago

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

Floor

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Glad to make the floors wet

A yellow sign that reads: "CAUTION WET FLOORS. Like, everywhere. Sincerely and with love, The Brass Section" with a music note at the left bottom.

Help

Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

i need help i see this everywhere i look it kinda look like this

A black and white drawing of a monstrous, shadowy figure with glowing eyes and a gaping mouth, appearing from the dark.

Boyfriend

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image is a meme with two contrasting panels. The first panel shows a cartoonish yellow face with thick glasses, accompanied by the text, "Why do yuo lift? I lift because I'm a radpilled Christian schizo lifter and I want to be just like Travis from Taxi Driver." The second panel features a black and white image of a muscular man, known as "Chad", with the text, "So I can carry my Twink boyfriend everywhere."

Deer

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post on a light green background. On the left, there is a small image of a brown deer standing in a forest, looking towards the right. Below the deer image, it says "34 KB JPG". To the right of the deer image, and continuing below it, is a block of text describing a disturbing hunting experience where the author and their grandfather witnessed a deer repeatedly slam its head into a rock until its skull shattered, then stood upright and walked into a river to die, leaving both the author and their grandfather traumatized.

Everywhere memes

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Taylor.SBoat

1 year ago

stop. im going to EJACULATE everywhere!!!

So like I gotta post this everywhere, cause Kayla is doing the ice bucket challenge, and yeah… Every year 726,000 people take there own lives, that’s 1 person every 40 seconds, if you or someone you know is struggling please reach out, you don’t have to fight these battles alone, don’t put a period, God isn’t done writing your story, please reach out, things will get better I promise, God gives hard challenges to his toughest warriors, things will get better, I love you.

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