Everyday object jokes
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?