What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland, nothing, there both dicks.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
Why did the guy take a bath cuz he cum and it was too mess
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction! 😂😂🤣☺️
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on ..
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
So you can't pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord but he's naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
when a man loses his testosterone Man: could i please have a loner boner
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose”
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.
