Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
You gonna poop someday.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
