Edward jokes

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Summary of Twilight in one sentence:

Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.

Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

You gonna poop someday.

Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Eed?

Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.

Evan

Ethan Fennel