Edward jokes
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
You gonna poop someday.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
