Edward

Edward Jokes

Time

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Dick

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Twilight

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Difference

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.