Environmentalism jokes
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Community talk
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
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