Environmentalism jokes
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Save the plants, eat a vegan.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Community talk
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
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