Emo culture

Emo Culture Jokes

Emo

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

Emo

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Emo

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

Emo

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

Emo

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Emo

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.

Emo kid

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.