What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What's 1 + 1?
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
I ask the emo girl if she got jealous if her phone die.
why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes G
me: i have no bullet holes
emo kid: not yet you dont
me: ayo what the fuc*
