Emo culture jokes
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What's 1 + 1?
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.