Emo culture jokes
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What's 1 + 1?
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"