Emo culture jokes
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What's 1 + 1?
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.