Eli jokes

Opinion

Eli Taylor · 4 years ago

Eli is hot.

Name

KNEEtesh · 7 years ago

Eli Tremain.

Religion

Willy b · 1 year ago

The image shows five religious traditions with associated quotes about love. Christian is paired with "God is Love," Judaism with "Love is God's Way," Buddhism with "Love is a Gift," and Hinduism with "Love is Truth." Islam is juxtaposed with a quote that says "Fight all the infidels until they worship Allah." There is a user tag @israeli.dude in the bottom right corner and the name John Smith in the bottom left.

Eli memes

Hairline

Anonymous · 3 years ago

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

9/11

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Woman

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?

Eileen.

Tickle me Elmo

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

Singer

PJ Masks · 6 years ago

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

Teacher

PurplePanda · 3 years ago

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

Friend

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

ELI FR

In a "Toy Story" scene, Woody is discarded in favor of Bo Peep. Above, the text reads, "My friend: We're going to grind to diamond this season. Also my friend after getting a girlfriend." The text below reads, "I don't want to play with you anymore."

Job

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

I would be making Eli fucking rich

A luxurious house is visible. The text says "Me if carrying bro on the game was a full time job."

Defeat

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

FUCKING ELI BRUUUU

The image shows a man with a sad expression. The text over his face reads "When someone beats me at something I thought I was actually good at."

Eli memes

Community talk

αmy

5 months ago

hey eli can u tell Aiden on insta I'll be on coroom at night trmw around 8/9 my time also I haven't been ignoring u js got my phone taken

αmy

6 months ago

yo eli can u tell Aiden to get on coroom

K!ttyy

7 months ago

EVEROYNE ryan says he misses yall, and that hes still alive and he said that eli is a bitch..

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