Eli jokes
Eli is hot.
Eli Tremain.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
