Eli jokes
Eli is hot.
Eli Tremain.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
