Elbow

Elbow Jokes

Boob

A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."

Ear

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Skin

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

Sister

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Hand

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

Crash

I was riding my bike down the road!

When a car started coming, I started running.

It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)

Head

What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?

His elbow.