A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
El, can you grab me that bow?
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
