“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
you so black when you get near the sun we go into a Solar eclipse
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
