Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
Are you jefrey dhamer bc id love u to eat me
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Bcz he was a her before.
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry except fat people eat many more portions
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow
don’t like this post or else I will go to your house and eat you 😈
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
if they got fed up with them.
if you are depressed, eat panera bread it is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
