Eating out jokes
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.