Newest Earthquake Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard and the earth is shaking like a earthquake

Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake

yo moma so fat that when she sits she makes an 7.4 earthquake.

Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake

I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!

When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

There was a house with three storey building 🏢 First one had Mexicans Second one had Africans Third one had white people Earthquake came But who did survive? 🤔 The white family Cause they were at work

Zion is so big, when he walks its a earhquake

How does the earth rate it's sex?

Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.

Bootylicious lol

What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine? An earthquake.

why did the ground crack because of your mum

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"