Wish middle jokes

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”