Wish middle jokes

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

Q: How do you know a wishing well works?

A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.