What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
