Duel jokes

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.