an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"
I gave a bling kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer. washer $ 249.95 dryer $ 199.95
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
I gave a blind man a gun. And told him it was a hair dryer.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
I told hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a glock
I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Taken from www.keeplaughingforever.com
I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry
