Drug Use jokes

Vagina

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Marijuana

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.

Memes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

High

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

Terrorist

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Memes

Community

You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more

I'm over it My minds running, I'm running out of control of it I feel alone when my friends are home and they notice it Don't tell them no cause nobody knows that I struggle with Hurting my left wrist Look I'm scared of it That's why I'm wearing shirts that really don't look good but they cover it Got a grey Nike that doesn't let them see that I'm staining it It's on the inner left side just below the number five cau… Read more