Drug Use jokes

What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.

Why can't you ever see an emo?

They're too high to see.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.