Drug Use jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Community talk
I think my friend is mad at me. I kinda said she couldn't have drgs for christmas </3
It's affirmative Exp. Bear does meth.
You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more