Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Drug Use Jokes
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said, “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah.
Jack got high, slapped her thigh, and then they had some fun.
Jill forgot to take her pills, and now they have a son.
