Drop jokes
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere.