Drop-off jokes
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
lol they left.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Fall
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
WJE officially a gone memory.