How do u name a Chinese person? You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?" "It was only the Bass!"
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
why'd sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
