So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
