My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago
Then i asked him how many years ago
He replied with ”when were you born?”
Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that's my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds "those are my headlights." He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down "daddy whats that?" The dad replies "that's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says "you can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see's them going at it he then yells "mommy turn on you're headlights daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*
Following your dreams is good.....especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
