Downy

Downy Jokes

Fighter

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.

People

Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.

In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."

Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...