Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Downhill Jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.