Downhill

Downhill jokes

Profit

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.

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  • Stereotype

    What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

    What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

    What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.

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  • Nun

    What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

    A fat nun.

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  • Milk

    The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.

    Condom

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

    Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.

    Zone

    Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

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  • Race

    I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

    Gravity sure is fast.

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  • Incest

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.

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  • Community

    This site kinda died and went downhill. A lot of Og's left or barely show up, like Jake or Wade. There is no fighting or drama anymore either. What have we become?

    What do I do when I break down, every night? What do I do when I can't feel anything but pain? What do I do when I'm losing everyone? What do I do when my life is going downhill? What do I do when I have serious thought of suicide every night? What do I do when even my family doesn't want me? What do I do when I'm scared to go to anyone? What do I do when I'm breaking down every night, and falling asleep, then breaki… Read more