Double jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.