Double jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.