Double jokes
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.