Dose

Dose Jokes

Guy

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Dyslexic

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

Emo

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

Cent

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

Batman

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Orphan

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Hell

A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.

Demon: Why you sad?

Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?

Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.

Guy: Really? Nice.

Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.

Guy: OoOoOo

Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️

Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?

Demon: No, you're not a ghost.

Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺

Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜

Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?

Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?

Demon: Yup.

Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?

Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱

Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.

Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴‍☠️☠️☠️💀

Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.

Orphan

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

Disco

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

CPR

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

Dad

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.