Anonymous: this guy reads everyones jokes but why dose he not anser his mom
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
What type of flower dose an orphan use...self raising flower
Why dose a emo wish they were a fish
Because there under water
What dose a orphan say a lot.where is my house
Rosex why you search that dose it mean Roblox sex kid stop
dose this centinse make any cents
"dose this make any cents" a man says "oh it dose make cents" me<-- thing:Lemin"aid"<--another joke
what dose bat man have that super man doesn't...
The ability to visit his biological parents grave.
What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.
They go to infinty and beyond
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.Demon: why you sad
Guy: I’m in hell can’t u see
Demon: will we have fun here at hell
Guy: really nice
Demon: we do sleeping in on Mondays
GuY:OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in out lava or dive in fire if u die you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: ok dose that meean I’m a ghost
Demon: no ur not a ghost
Demon:Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: ooooooo i can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die and ur already dead remember that
Guy: ok but I am dead and if I die again I was already dead right?
Demon: yup.
Demon: I have a question are you gay and do you like kissing fire girls and if u die u are already dead
Guy: Ummm I am not gay and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon:then u won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now
Why dose the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence
Because the orphan is dumber
If lint comes from pockets, where dose a cockroach come from?
how dose nasa orgenise a party
they planet
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
What do u call a pig that dose Karate
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
