your mom so small that she hang glided on a dorito
Bro I thought your hair line was the dorito logo
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
why cant the orphan eat doritoes They where all family sized
Why can't orphans eat Doritos because it's family side
every dorito bag for orphans is family sized
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it's only people who are skinny but the fat people can't have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.
How do you get a baby out of a blender? With doritos
your so small you went handgliding on a dorito!