There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick? Because they love cos-medics.
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer
The doctor said I would make it but then spider man came in holding a ps5
Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
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I got a heart pain the I went to hospital when the doctor says I am dead but I run then I jump I am not dead
Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.
timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus
So what is the difference between a real doctor
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)
health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
What job lets you kill the most people
And abortion doctor
Why did the fish go to the doctors?
Because he was felling “eel”
why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
his wife died
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or..........” Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
