Do jokes
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Do you like all the jokes Iāve been ācracking?ā
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!