Do jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.